amazing things

so my sister is learning about makeup and all that other junk that women love to put on their face. jill might be getting some type of office job so she needs to look more profesional and apparently this means putting on makeup which i call face poo. someone said jill looks "odd" and "out of place" without makeup which i didn't really agree with, but i added the comments "savage" and "preshistoric" to be the nasty older brother but i was joking of course. I really don't understand why if God gave women such beautiful faces why women would want to transorm themselves into clowns. hey all you ladies, there is no need to have halloween every day of the year.
Chris Rock once asked the question "who lies more, men or women?" well he said men tell the biggest lies but women tell the most lies. women are trying to deiceve us, they wear high heels to make us think they're taller, they try and wear makeup to make men think they;re more beautiful (which dosent work according to the above paragraph). i'm a married man and i think the natural beauty of my wife is far greater than any artificial mask she could create. so my amazing makeup tip is not to wear any at all. think of all the money you ladies can save. makeup is expensive and also full of carcenagenic chemicals and free radicals (i can't back that up except the expensive part). now if you readers will excuse me i'm going to take steriods.

Basically I like to start off the day with a warm bowl of rice porridge, i like to to make alot so I can eat a few bowls over the course of the day. Today I had some egg salad for lunch. My Dad cooked up some chicken for supper.
If you want to stay healthy try to lower the amount of sugar you take, basically i don't take sugar, well not refined sugar, naturally occuring glucose is OK because it absorbed directly into the blood stream. Don't take anything with caffine in it, it just would'nt be right. Don't drink any milk, I call milk the white liquid devil, why anyone would want all that lactose in thier body just totally blows my mind. how about wheat you ask? well that is one grain i'd like to see wiped off the Alberta flag, why anyone would want all that gluten in thier intestines and colon just baffles me. so kids try to eat as healthy as you can. my closing remarks are keep fit and have fun.

dearest reader of me blog
i love technology which includes computers. right now i'm using my sisters computer which is quite weird because it is a computer called an apple computer. i am not used to it but i am still having a great time becuase it is still a computer. what would cause humans to invent computers? well i guess the obvious answer is that they are awesome! they also can perform massive amounts of calculations in a relatively short period of time. if i changed my name it would be computes.
love Aaron