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The most annoying thing happened to me the other day. If you don't like bathroom talk please stop reading now. Anyways, being married has changed me in numerous ways. One specific way it has changed me is that I now sit down to pee. Why do I do this? I don't know, it is really weird. It might be because of the fact that in our first apartment the bathroom was attached to the bedroom and if I had to pee during the night I could do it a lot quieter sitting down. Let's be honest who wants to wake to the sound of pee falling into a toilet, definitely not my wife and I don't want to subject her to this.

Going back to the point of the story, this post is about an annoyance I experienced. No one was home the other day so I decided to stand. As everyone knows urinating gives such a sense of relief and satisfaction. However in this case I noticed the toilet seat starting to fall while I was in midstream. It is horrible when the untimely circumstances can ruin something so good. The toilet seat continued to fall deflecting the pee on to my pants and on the floor. This is not even the worst part. The worst part is when the toilet seat hits the rim with a loud smash; the noise was so loud I thought Jesus was coming to take me home.

In conclusion, I experienced an annoying event. It was when I went pee and the toilet seat fell down as I was going. I have learned that sitting is the best option and I encourage my readers to sit. Sorry for the bathroom talk. God bless you all.