amazing things

Oilers you can do it! Bring home the cup!

I have always hated Carolina and I have always hated hurricanes so here is the last playoff poem:

Damnation to Carolina

Calamity and death to Carolina
Why don't you die?
I hate you so much

I loathe you Cam Ward
I don't care if you're from Sherwood Park
You've deserted your homeland
You are a traitor
A thousand years of torture would not be sufficient for you

Carolina, you are a team of reprobates
May you be cursed for now and evermore
You bastardly cowards
your complaining is a mosquito in my ear

Die Brind'amour (isn't that french for "I love men")
Die Staal
Die Stillman
Cole even though you are injured and did not play in the playoffs you can die as well

Rolason I cried when you were injured
My hopes faded with you
But Jussi, my sweet sweet Jussi
You have renewed my faith in life

so sing O Canada
Sing to the Oilers
Sing for the last 2 good things in my life
My sweet little Katie and the sweet Oilers

Boo yeah

I would just like to take some time to comment on the crappiest writer ever, C.S. Lewis. Can books get any more boring than the useless information he puts out. I would not even line my bird cage with the pages from one of his books. Let's look at an example, I think this book is called the the screwtape letters or some garbage name like that. Halfway through this book I threw it against the wall when I found out he was writing about Satan and one of his demons. I really don't need any more pollution in my brain and My Lewis has to go and write something like this. Let's also look at the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. C'mon a magical wardrobe, what does he take us for? And talking lions, last time I check lions don't talk. I think C.S. Lewis should take a zoology course or two. Anyway, I think his books are really boring and I don't think anyone should read them.