amazing things

While at work the other day one of my co-workers was talking about how she prays in Jesus name for the Oilers to score. The Oilers are in a pivitol game tonight and I decided to write another playoff poem here it is:

Death to the Sharks

Woe to you predator of the sea
your time has come
the tanker has sunk
and now the water runs thick with oil
the sharks will perish

harpoon the shark
cut off his dorsal fin
and throw him back in the ocean to die
to bleed to death in the salty water

watch as Cheechoo shots are stopped
As the mighty Thorton is dethroned
Toskala, your time has come too
you will be the ruin of the shark family

Hail Ryan Smyth
whose mullet is like a flock of goats decending Mt Gilead
Pronger your chest is like two firm pomegrantes
Roloson, you were once despised, now you are loved
Oilers unleash your fury tonight!!!