amazing things

I've always hated anihiem and if theres one type of animal I hate it's a duck, so i wrote a little poem about it:

Kill all the ducks

Kill all the ducks
All the ducks in the world
all the mallards, all the canvasbacks
shoot them and sell them to China so they can have Peking Duck

pollute all the lakes in the world with oil
erase the habitat of the duck
let the duck be covered in oil and them light them on fire
shoot all the ducks in the sky and let thier bodies rain from heaven

Kill Temmu, kill nediermeyer, both of them
O how I loathe Friesen, Lupul and Salei
you won 2 series and became proud, now you are nothing.
even the lowliest of creatures has more respect than you

The oil runs thick covering the land
Peca, we used to hate your ugly face
the stench of your ugliness has turned into the sweet smell of success
Pisani we adore you even though your nose is long
Torres you are like a little tank, fueled by oil, engineered to kill
O how I love you Oilers, kill and show no mercy