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So it's that time of year again, it's tax time again. Boo yeah. Many of you are wondering why I'm so excited, well the answer is quite obvious. I'm excited because I get to do math. Pencils, erasers, calculators, and math books get me very excited! I am a big fan of formula's, long division, and calculus, what better way to spend a Friday morning. Alot of you may be having some trouble doing your taxes because you're not a mathimatical wizard like me. Here's a few tips:

1. Before you start put on glasses, not only will you look smarter, you'll feel smarter. If is scientifically proven people with glasses are much smarter than people without.

2. Wear a watch with a calculator on it. Looking awesome while doing your taxes makes you feel good.

3. Play some nice background music. I recommend Celine Dion, Nelly, or Clay Aiken.

4. Prepare to party because doing taxes rocks!