amazing things

Who enjoys a nice juicy burger every now and then? I sure do, except for the time the burger gave me worms (which was 2 days ago). Based on empirical data, if you do not cook your ground beef to 170 degress farenheit (why stores use the farenheit scale also gets me quite upset), there is a possibility of getting worms. but it really got me thinking about relationships because i think about this topic alot. some view worms as parasites, and this is not a healthy relationship. do we view other people in our lives as parasites? take for example my sister jill, what a great gal but i often feel like she sucks the life right out of me. (just joking jill, you're the only one that reads my blog anyway) but seriously we need to start symbiotic relationships with people both parties must benefit or the parasite will suck every living ounce of strength out of you. basically i'd like to start a revolution with my worms. why can't we work together and coexist? why can't we work out a deal in which we will mutually benefit? Most people would say it is because worms can't speak english or communicate. Wait a minute! I don't want worms! I now believe the best course of action is to see a doctor who will give me some pills to eternally banish these vile worms from my digestive tract and collon. Farewell my pets, farewell. (Actually I hope they don't fare well)